Saturday, August 12, 2006

Cindy's Guide to Personal Happiness, Tip #4

Well, now you're a Mom and you think you can clean anything with a casual swipe of the thumb.

Today's tip:
The thumb-swipe is not the best way to remove burning brown sugar from your stovetop. If you should make this mistake and the inevitable happens, that is, the burning sugar adheres to your screaming flesh, DO NOT stick said digit into your mouth, you'll burn your tongue.

If you wanted, say, to invent new curse words, following this procedure might be a good idea.